he looks innocent enough dont he? white beard, perfect white gloves, red hat, rosy cheeks, holly jolly laugh, and you know a belly that wiggles and jiggles like a bowl full of jello..
but yes, sad as it is, its true.. santa is seriously freaking me out this year!
it kinda started when i saw this advertisement for this santa claus thing on facebook which is obviously someone who is positing updates for santa, after all i mean lets face it the real santa, much to busy this time of year with his elves and gearing up for the big run on christmas eve to be hanging out on facebook right?
anyways all i could think is *wow thats kinda nuts, folks talking to this *santa* and not knowing who this person really is..
and to think they were worried about pedophiles over taking facebook because of a cartoon character for your profile picture thing not long ago. now im NOT saying this santa is a pedophile but you get what i am saying? or at least i hope you do.. the fact is how does anyone know who it is that hides behind the white beard, red hat, holly jolly exterior? the fact is you dont.
so like a good smart girl, i opted to stay clear of that facebook page that i heard so much about.. i mean yeah i checked it out from a distance (curiosity) but thats where it ends..
and than the other night, i ran to walmart.. and there in the in-store mcdonalds i saw him.. santa claus sitting there next to the decorated christmas tree.
im sure all day long parents walk by and point out to their kids *oh look its santa claus*, but me.. nope i was not one of them parents.. all i could do is think *did they sex offender search that guy?*
i dunno what to do about it, i cant help it now, when i see one thats all i think about.. *ack* something tells me, im gonna be on this years naughty list.
