i had gone in the bathroom to get my makeup done and get *human* looking when owen joined me.. no big deal he does when he is awake and im getting together.
first he started with his latest learned thing.. how to flush the toilet. oh now this is a spectacular thing, if only those of us doing it for so long would understand the absolute wonder and amazement in flushing an average every day toilet.. of course he got *owen NO* after all flushing the toilet although cool is a complete waste when there is nothing to flush but i did offer to make him house master flusher for anyone who wishes him to flush for them *lol*
next he decided it was time to *blow* his nose, which this is too cute because being only one he hasnt quite got down the actual nose blow but he makes this noise and blows threw his mouth into the toilet paper.. yes cute but he thinks he needs a new piece every time he does it.. so we had the talk about it being enough .. and than came *toilet paper confetti* which is where he tears off small pieces and throws them all around the bathroom..
okay owen toilet paper fun is done.. i took the toilet paper away and of course for the millionth time told him *no owen*
after a few seconds it was time to help mom with makeup.. gee thanks hun but please stay out of my makeup bag.. you are absolutely gorgeous and a boy and boys dont wear makeup.. with the exception of a few nearly all of the 80's metal bands and of course boy george (who could forget him).
next it was the hair brush.. oh dear child of mine.. must i remind you that mama had to buy a new one because you lost both her other hair brush and the comb which still to this day has not been found.. not to mention after just buying this one you decided it was time to share it with clyde and he ate part of the handle.. love you sweetie but *NO*
after knocking over the trash can (his version of recycled confetti from earlier), trying to check out the toilet brush, and wanting to play in the cabinets.. enough was enough and i had rushed threw my process of getting ready.
he also can pull a pop can tab off the top without an issue and various other things that resulted in *no owen.. owen no*
yes poor owen, trying to have fun today turned into a day of *no no no*
