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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Great Debate

no we arent talking anything *political* or even life changing.. the great debate this week.. WEEDS .. yes you read that right weeds..
weeds that as a child i have memories of walking through my mor-mors front yard and stepping on.. weeds covered in stickers and we arent talking about my little pony stickers either.. weeds that left you wanting to scream *oh shit* yes.. weeds!! weeds of the worst kind.. not weeds that leave you flowers or fuzzies you can blow all over the place .. these are just flat out mean sticky weeds that are no fun to run into when walking barefoot in the yard..
now what is the great debate about these weeds?? well apparently a few characters in the house i call home are considering them *cactus* yeah cactus and are threatening to refuse to chop them down ...
grant it the wildabeast seems to be on yard strike right now but after threatening to move monkeys into the back yard and have it deemed a jungle.. he went out yesterday and pretended he was part of the indy 500 on the riding lawn mower that the only ones allowed to touch other than him are the little ones who pretend its a huge tractor.. and im sure to our sweet owen it is.
of course as he was zooming around the yard on his indy car it was hard not to sit in the house and make jokes of bubba jay the infamous puppet of none other than jeff dunham who we all made jokes of *watching nascar and drinking beer*...
but back to the great debate...
anyways there are these huge weeds growing out front and they are threatening not to let us hack them down under the belief that they are some exotic cactus that just started growing wild in the front yard under the cedar tree.. i have a feeling that this is going to mean that we are going to have to intervene. even if it means dressing in all black and taking them out in the cover of darkness.. im sure that we could find someone to blame it on. the infamous cactus killers, maybe i can even tell them of the news story i read about them in the local paper a few days ago *hahaha*